| Here's the newsreel cover art for 1997: No Controlling Legal
Authority. |
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| (Cassette Side 1) |
| 1 Introduction |
| 2 You've Got Snail |
| 3 Censure Already Here (The Gingrich
Punishment) |
| 4 CarSaleathon |
| 5 America On The Line (An AOL
Defense) |
| 6 In A Galaxy Far Far Away (Clinton Star
Wars Play) |
| 7 Tears of a Clone (Max Experiments on
Cloning) |
| 8 Where's Johnny When You Need Him (Who
Bombed Oklahoma City?) |
| 9 A Slanted Stage (Max/Clinton Stage
Play) |
| 10 Technical Support (Max as Customer
Support) |
| 11 Those Five Women (Max/Clinton Press
Conference) |
| 12 Collect Call (From The
Democrats) |
| 13 Resource Conflicts (Computer Program on
Fundraising) |
| 14 Resetting Jumpers For Campaign Defaults
(See # 13) |
| 15 They Odessa Rebate (The Ambassador of
Texas) |
| 16 Who My This Time? (Guess Who's Suing
Everybody?) |
| 17 Da Sweeps! (World's Scariest Exploding
Clowns) |
| 18 Think We Are Greyhound? (Aliens Issue PR
Release About The Comet Suicides) |
| 19 Local Alarmist News (The Strawberries
Scare) |
| 20 The Most Favors (China Tries To Buy
MFN) |
| 21 Latest Stupid Local Car Dealer
Commercial |
| 22 Heaven's Gate Stragglers (Another
Suicide Message on Video Cassette) |
| 23 Trial Against Reynolds Wrapped (A
Cigarette Newscast) |
| 24 Pass The Cookies (Tech Support, Your
Cookie File) |
| 24A
Dot Dull (New Domain Name Extensions) |
| 24B
Phen/Fen (A Designer Speed Song) |
| (Cassette Side
Two) |
| 24C
That Hamburger Has Ebonics! (Burger Czar Issues A Statement) |
| 25 When Cows Get Mad (CSPI Says Lean Beef
Isn't Lean) |
| 26 Gasoline, The Best Lawn Product
|
| 27 The Family Money Trie (Explaining
Chinese Money) |
| 28 Lawyers For Mars Rocks |
| 29 Smooth Character (Ad Agency for
Camel) |
| 30 Statement by The Chinese About The
Hearings |
| 30A
Internet Privacy? (Too Late, They Got All Our Numbers) |
| 30B
Arm Ana Leg (New Rules From Your HMO) |
| 30C
Case Closed? (Aliens React To Air Force Roswell Denial) |
| 31 The Straight and Narrow (Baptist's
Boycott Disney) |
| 32 The Government Ab Machine |
| 33 Medical Marijuana |
| 34 Frank's Don't Waste Summer Diatribe
|
| 35 An Airbag Demonstration |
| 36 1-900-Soothsayer |
| 36A
That 100% Columbian (Aliens Attend A White House Coffee) |
| 36B
What Do The Tapes Show...(White House Coffee Tapes Released) |
| 37 The Starship Styrofoam Encounters
Probes |
| 38 A Haunted White House (Max Writes His
1st Halloween Play) |
| 39 The Styrofoam Encounters Al
Borg |
| 40 Control Panel (Microsoft vs. Justice
Dept) |
| 41 The Styrofoam Encounters Protrusionous
Anomalies |
| 41A
The Witches of East Wing (The 2nd Max Halloween Play) |
| 42 The Styrofoam Encounters It's Last
Episode |
CD: $12.75
