List Of Prisoners
1994 Newsreel
Yet Another Daily Feed Newsreel
The pictorial representation on this screen is derived from our 1994 commercial release, "List of Prisoners" which contains vague promises to set the record straight concerning additional stories not listed in the printed material. Several pieces were added based on the annual tally of votes from WHFS listeners which occurs after press time for the first edition cover art printing. Actually, all copies of this cassette now in circulation are second editions since the first edition was incorrectly labeled (side oneside two) due to a reversal in the bin loop mastering process. All but seventeen copies of that run were destroyed, in the hope that those remaining might someday become valuable. We just checked, they're still worth squat.
Below is an index of all entries now contained on "List of Prisoners". Those in capital letters were added after press time, and do not appear on the first edition printed material which is actually not even the first edition.
| Side One | Side Two |
|---|---|
| A TV Weight Loss Spot | Lockin On To The Counselor (Styrofoam II) |
| POSTAL BUDDY | A Long Distance Commercial |
| Post Office First Class Violations | A Presidential Reception for The Flintstones |
| A Farrakhan Statement | Transcript From The World Trade Center Trial |
| A Legal Video Game | A Cable TV Update |
| Commander Squish aboard the Abductress (a Reagan reference removed) | Kim Not Kim With Further Clarifications |
| A Program About The Clinton Budget Program (another Reagan reference removed) | Live OJ Trial Coverage |
| Victims of Radiation Tests | Frank's Annual Don't Waste Summer Appeal |
| Frank's February Discussion | MORE SLEAZE FROM HARRY AND LOUISE, INSURANCE INDUSTRY SPOTS |
| Aldrich Ames Spy Transcripts | Discussing Whitewater Hearings Coverage |
| A Health Care Commercial | Another Starship Styrofoam Episode |
| A Parody Decision Parody | And Another Long Distance Spot |
| A Washington Soap Opera | Robin Hood VIII |
| Robin Hood Scene VII | THE WHITEWATER HEARINGS OPEN |
| An Information Highway Update | Space Care 4.0, a Styrofoam Conclusion |
| Inspecting North Korean Nukes | Calls to Prince Charles |
| The Max Radio Morning Zoo | MAX KNOBNY'S NATURAL BORN KILLERS-SWEET JANE RENDITION |
| Larry, Dole, & Curly | TV News Coverage of the Killer Bees |
| More Alien Abductions | A Max Bank Machine Story |
| North Korean UnCooperation | NationWide's Lawyer Sale |
| A Review of Quayle's Book | The Republican "Contract" With Voters |
| BLACK HOLE | FRANK'S END OF SUMMER LAMENT |
| Floor Discussion of The Lobby Gift Ban | Commander Squish Ponders The Congress |
| Summer Lyme Disease Report | A White House Halloween Play |
| Kim Not Kim's Address to America | The OJ Channel |
| Health Care aboard the Starship Styrofoam | Last Minute Campaign TV Spots |
| A Song With Private Parts | Highway Roguery, An Info Highway Episode |
| THE BOARD'S LAIR, A REPUBLICAN SANCTIONED SCHOOL PRAYER |
First Edition: This year we just let the printer choose the contents because they need this cover so early; we can't hope to be all that accurate anyway. Due to listener voting, there may be 3 or 4 additional pieces (Postal Buddy was from 93 balloting), which will disorder the above order and otherwise place blame outside our purview.
COVER: Lisbeth Sabol with coffee interns Paul Bacon and John Dryden.
Thanks to Zeke, Lisa, Action Jackson, Liz, Sam, Dan, Paul, Mark, Mike, Chris, Tom, Tim, Larry, Richard, Jeff, John, Andrew, Jill, Julie, Luke, Hampie, Jonathan, Drue, Connie, Sarah, Weasel, Bob, Rob, Strangeways, and WHFS.
© Dryden Clarke Audio, Inc. Newt Gingrich appears courtesy of Dontakeany Records
