RUSH TO JUDGEMENT
1995 Newsreel
GRABMAX MARKETBAGGING
The Startship Syrofoam appears on the cover. The CD actually has 10 fewer
pieces than the cassette, but the CD printed side graphics are to be beheld,
and hey we're talking Digital Max here!
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P A Y O L A P R O G R A M
Contents: *Cuts marked with an asterisk do not appear on the CD (and
thus the CD contents list is numbered differently, from 1 to 45). **Cut 55 is a
BONUS BONUS cut not available on the CD and not even listed on the contents
list on the Cassette (I made up the title - Sydd). Side two of the Cassette
begins with cut 28.
- SPEED RACER 104: (Max Chairs the House)
- FRIENDS & FAMILY XII: (Another Long Distance Plan)
- IT'S JANUARY AGAIN: (Annual Alien Registration PSA)
- A PARTISAN FIGURE: (The Gingrich "State of the Union"
Sppech)
- ROUTE 60.6-95: (An Information Highway
Adventure)
- GRAMM-O-PHONE: (Voice Mail Fund Raiser)
- COME ON BACK DAN: (The Political Passing of Dan Quayle)
- TABLE THE CHAIR: (Another Eruption on the House Floor)
- SETTING THE SCENE FOR VICTORY: (A Robin Hood Presidential Stage
Play)
- WE COULD MAKE A WHOLE NETWORK: (TV Network Programming
Promo)
- A GRAND OLD PARTY: (The Circus Contract Event on the Hill)
- WHITE NOISE: (A White Malitia Meeting Transcript)
- WHAT ABOUT ALL THESE SKILCRAFT PENS?: (Getting Rid of Government
Agencies)
- DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR: (Senator Max at the Hearings)
- SHE'S NOT MY GENOTYPE: (DNA, and an Annual Max
Demonstration)
- *IT'S A BLOODY SOAP OPERA: (With a Touch of OJ)
- *TV-E-ROCK!: (Saddam's Address on TV)
- *HUNDRED DAYS FROM NOW WILL BE SUMMER!: (The Beginning of
Spring)
- MEDICARE MARIONETTES: (A Max Medicare Puppet Show)
- TO GET THE BULLET: (A Starship
Regatta)
- A COTTAGE CHEESE INDUSTRY: (The Summer Cheese Mold Offer)
- WE HAVE A "SMALL" PROBLEM:
(Styrofoam II, Max Gets Reduced)
- OJ WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIEN ATTORNEYS: (The OJ Defense Home
Page)
- NEXT!: (A Network Promo for Episode
3)
- YOU ARE THE CHANGELING!: (Styrofoam III,
Frank Suspects The Speaker)
- WE HAVEN'T A MOMENT TO WASTE: (This Summer's Flag
Ammendment)
- WE CAN GRAB MAX WITH THE COMPUTER: (Starship
Conclusion)
- GROCERY STORE HEADLINES: (Tabloid Headline News)
- MERGER FUTURES: (A Max Time Machine Report)
- TOIL AND TROUBLE: (Daily Feed Publishes the Unabomb
Manifesto)
- CONGRESSIONAL CHIP SHOT: (The TV V-Chip Debate)
- *PLATITUDINAL NEWS: (Actually Called Rush to Judgement
News)
- *UNDERSTANDING TERRORISM: (An Islamic Cartoon)
- *CITY OF SELF RULES: (A DC Tourism Promo)
- EVIDENCE OF A PLANT: (Another Starship Styrofoam Adventure)
- HAIR OF THE DOG: (Transcripts from the Perot/Texas
Convention)
- IN TO THE ANOMALY: (Max Gets Zapped Offida Styrofoam)
- YOUR TRUE LIFE: (A Long Distance Company Image Spot)
- HOW BOUT BANANA PEELS...: (Starship People Must Endure Meetings
Too)
- DROPS ON GATES: (Starship Styrofoam Conclusion)
- MOTHER OF ALL EMPTY NETS: (Saddam, From His Abandonned
Bunker)
- GOD LUCK AND GOOD SPEED: (An Evelyn Wood Speed Read
Appreciation)
- THE BODY POLITIC: (Another Robin Hood Presidential Stage
Play)
- DON'T WASTE ANY OF THAT!: (A Near Mid-Summer Diatribe)
- A TRAIN WRECK: (Time Machine, The Government Shuts Down)
- DO YOU TEAR TO SWELL THE TRUTH: (Max Calls from the Liars
Club)
- BLOWOUT IN THE FROG MARKET: (Nuclear Tests By France)
- LOCAL RADIO NEWS: (From the MoreMusic Station)
- *BLEND WELL UNTIL BLAND: (Politically Correct Betty
Crocker)
- *A CLOSING ARGUMENT: (Max Invokes Johnny Cochran's Style)
- *THE BRONX BOMBERS: (Politically Correct Correct Sports
Mascots)
- TRICK OR TREAT: (A Max White House Halloween Play)
- ALL RADIO STATIONS...: (Carcinogenic Products)
- HALLOWEEN II: (Max Revisies Halloween Play)
- **JUST IN TIME: (It's The HOME VERSION of the Salad
Shooter)
Credits:
Recorded on the Mother Ship and presented here in almost chronological order
beginning January, 1995.
- Cover Illustration: JOHN MACIA
- Design Concepts: FRANK BENLIN, MAX KNOBNY
- Newsreel Title: J. COCHRAN
- Photographs (Legal): J. DRYDEN
- Photographs (other): J. COOMBS
- Music appropriation: R. BOONDANGLE
- CD Disk Vinyl Photograph: JOHN MACIA
- CD Production Vendor Obstacle Coordination: LION RECORDING SERVICES INC.,
Springfield, Virginia
- CD Pre-Mastering: LION & FOX RECORDING STUDIO, Washington DC
- Merchandising: LARRY EPSTEIN
- Radio Station Affiliate Relations: LISBETH SABOL
- Client Accumulation: JOHN ZECHIEL
- Scripts & Production: JOHN DRYDEN
- Starship Character Voices: MIKE ROSSON, CHRIS THOMPSON, WES JOHNSON
Thanks also to Peter Clough, Jill Godfrey, Jeff Henderson, Richard Lion,
Paul Bacon, and Dan (not his real name) Plus Joe, Bill, Roland, Andrea, Luke,
Lorraine, Mark, Peter, Jane, Tom, Tim, Cliff, Helen, Connie, Sarah, Lisa,
Kelly, Jen, Jonathan, Larry (you remember Larry) and WHFS-FM and Ruth (almost
forgot)
From The CD Insert:We have several boxes of letters from over the
years, so if you've written, we still have your address. However, if you would
like to appear on our mailing list (not that we've done a full mailing lately
or ever), please direct your vitals to Mr. Epstein at GrabMax Marketbagging.
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